(Reblogged from captnadorable)

iamthedukeofurl:

wholockian-at-hogwarts:

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 

(Reblogged from athena-hyena)
(Reblogged from mercury39)

(Source: octonaut)

(Reblogged from theinquisitionsendsitsregards)
snipelikessteak:

patron-de-los-santos:

doublereversequadrupleagent:

xikar:

a-random-mod:

We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.

Question.
I’ve rebogged bread.

What?

I have done nothing but reblog bread for the past three days.

I REBLOGGED BREAD! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

snipelikessteak:

patron-de-los-santos:

doublereversequadrupleagent:

xikar:

a-random-mod:

We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.

Question.

I’ve rebogged bread.

What?

I have done nothing but reblog bread for the past three days.

I REBLOGGED BREAD! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

(Reblogged from theinquisitionsendsitsregards)

curse-your-gods-and-die:

futuristic-viking:

fuckeveryonebuymeavw:

epicallyfunny:

Grab a tea infuser from this list at atmost20.com/TeaInfusers

I love these

Someone get me the shark. ;_;

I would like to see an Imperial Aquila infuser, or maybe a drop pod. 

(Reblogged from theinquisitionsendsitsregards)
(Reblogged from fanboy30)

newtypezaku:

Kyubey is somewhere offscreen taking notes for the show he’s getting in 20 years

(Reblogged from newtypezaku)

unamusedsloth:

The last one is so done with humans.

(Reblogged from mercury39)

youcantcancelquidditch:

apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music

breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs

(Reblogged from batsandlemonade)